blog, Boobs, david, duchovny, pornstar, science, stats
In Funny, SocioCentric on October 23, 2008 at 7:57 am
Most of my readers are looking for porn, and they’re not as cool as David Duchovny. My most frequently looked at post is “Your Average Joe Pornstar.” I find it fascinating how many times the words “average Joe” and “Pornstar” are searched for on google together. What the hell are you people looking for? Is a male pornstar really anything more than an average joe? But I didn’t want to jump to any conclusions about the readers of this blog too quickly, so I conducted a test.
Hypothesis: If I put dirty tags in otherwise clean posts, the number of blog hits will increase. Test: I placed the word boobs, in my last post about platinum/silver. Result: blog statistics show a 10 person a day increase in traffic. Conclusion: People love boobs
Boobs, Culture, Gangsta, Music, Platinum, Pop, Rap, Rapper, Rhyme, Silver
In Funny on October 19, 2008 at 9:43 am
I be thinkin’em, I be spatin’em, I be clapin’em, straight spitting hot flows that rhyme with platinum. Is it not gangsta to rap about silver because platinum is worth more? Or is it simply the fact that no word in the English language rhymes with silver. If the price of silver goes up, rappers are going to have to get real creative with the words they make up to project their faux richness. I would imagine it would go a little something like, I be stronger’er, I be faster’er, I be liver’er, wearing my chains of silverer.
