Rehab or Punishment?

Am I the last person on earth to have seen this phenomenon.

Beautiful Voice

This Welsh artist named Duffy sounds a little like Amy Winehouse…just way better.  And she looks mentally stable.

Calvin Peeing

If you have a vinyl sticker on your car of Calvin peeing, get the hell out of my face. I don’t care if he is peeing on Osama, Ford, Satan or the Dallas Cowboys. If you have one of those stickers you are damn near the lowest life form on Earth. I just don’t understand why that’s the best way to make a statement. Bumper stickers are pretty lame in general. I don’t have any friends with bumper stickers. You’re either a pro-Bush asshole with mud flaps on your SUV, a pro-Kerry wiener with a dilapidated piece of shit 1979 Subaru, or a hardcore Christian that warns the drivers following to be weary of the car becoming unmanned due to The Rapture. These are the only people clueless enough to believe that another driver on the road really gives two shits about their political views or life philosophies. You don’t see a Porsche with a bumper sticker. Bumper stickers are the only way the lower class can be heard in this country. Pretty effective.

Don’t even get me started on the oversaturated “Support _______,” magnetic ribbon market or the vanity plate industry. Maybe I should have a sticker of Calvin peeing on a sticker of Calvin peeing. That would show them. All that pee all over the place. Ha.