Bing: Santa

CD: Jeremy Postaer

AD: John Cornette/Andrea Schneider

CW: David Ekholm/Brock Kirby

Bing: Syndrome

CD: Jeremy Postaer

AD: John Cornette/Andrea Schneider

CW: David Ekholm/Brock Kirby

Bing: Cell Phone

CD: Jeremy Postaer

AD: John Cornette/Andrea Schneider

CW: David Ekholm/Brock Kirby

Bing: Hawaii

CD: Jeremy Postaer

AD: John Cornette/Andrea Schneider

CW: David Ekholm/Brock Kirby

Britney Spears Is Number 1

I read today that Britney Spears was the number one search on Yahoo in the last year. Fascinating. I don’t know which is more amazing to me, the fact that Britney is still relevant to anyone’s day; or that the 12 holdouts still using Yahoo and watching Beverly Hills Cop on their Beta Player, have managed to take a break from playing pogs and cruise their dial-up internet looking for celebrity sex tapes.

Seriously? What kind of bullshit statistic is this? Of course outdated, white trash celebrities are searched for with outdated, white trash engines.

I’m pleading with you poor relics, put your Tony! Toni! Tone! records away, close-out of Netscape, and join the rest of society on Google, so I never have to read an article about Britney Spears being number one ever again.

Top 10 Words in the English Langauge

1. Erogenous

2. Ornery

3. Skivvies

4. Ointment

I guess when these words are listed together they give a strange mental image.

5. Tenacious

6. Crotchety

7. Bested

8. Tremendous

9. Catalyst

10. Wax

My readers are porn addicts

Most of my readers are looking for porn, and they’re not as cool as David Duchovny. My most frequently looked at post is “Your Average Joe Pornstar.” I find it fascinating how many times the words “average Joe” and “Pornstar” are searched for on google together. What the hell are you people looking for? Is a male pornstar really anything more than an average joe? But I didn’t want to jump to any conclusions about the readers of this blog too quickly, so I conducted a test.

Hypothesis: If I put dirty tags in otherwise clean posts, the number of blog hits will increase. Test: I placed the word boobs, in my last post about platinum/silver. Result: blog statistics show a 10 person a day increase in traffic. Conclusion: People love boobs

Sexual Predator Resources Now Available

Is this some type of government task force trap for pedophiles?

PedophileDisguise

At Least the Horsemen Aren’t Sexist

Stop Motion Takes Forever

This is pretty incredible. But I love to watch the people on youtube trying to recreate this that don’t nearly have the patients that it takes to do something like this.